Oscar Disasters: Madonna comes dressed for trade

Oscar Disasters: Madonna comes dressed for trade

I don’t know how many people gave Madonna a eeweee side look at the Vanity fair party last night but you gotta feel for Lourdes having to stand next to her Mom’s bared bottom all night, it must have felt like a hookers day out at the slave market.

What do you say to your 52 year old Mom when she dresses in an outfit last seen in the window of a slut auction. How do you tell her that your little mini ha ha dress IS the limit and not an inch less?

If the restaurant I’m going to has a habit of filling it’s car park with Aston’s and Ferrari’s I arrive by cab. I don’t polish my 30 year Fiat Panda and park right alongside Malcom’s Massarati or Roland’s Rolls Royce.

I can understand Madonna dressing her 52′s this way had the dress code said come dressed for trade, but that could hardly have been written on an invite to one most prestigious events in the show biz calendar…. could it?

   

Madonna and Lourdes inside at the Vanity Fair party

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James Franco and Madonna Both Hosting Oscars After Parties

James Franco and Madonna Both Hosting Oscars After Parties

 

Madonna and James Franco will each host an Oscars after party this Sunday, and it sounds like there might be a friendly rivalry in the works! We'll have to wait and see which party celebs pick, after attending the show, then the Governor's Ball, THEN the Vanity Fair after party.

While Madonna, 52, boasts A-list DJs Paul Oakenfold and Zen Freeman, as well as a royal theme – in anticipation of the success of The King's Speech, nominated for 12 awards – at her marquee, the party is reportedly being snubbed by many for 127 Hours star James’ more “cool” gathering.

An insider explained to the Daily Mail newspaper: "Franco’s so beyond cool that a lot of people who would have scooted up to Madonna’s will more than likely do the Governors Ball, Vanity Fair and then James’s bash, because they’re all quite close."

Traditionally winners, nominees and presenters go from the Governors' Ball at Los Angeles' Kodak Centre to Vanity Fair’s bash at Sunset Towers before heading on to after parties.

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James Franco Outside "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart"

 

 

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