Nipples Tuesday, and NEXT we have Balls to the Wall Wednesday!

A light went off in my head Friday, on my drive home from work.
You know it was the start of the kickass holiday weekend.
I was rockin out to Billy Squire’s song, “The Stroke” (if you have not heard this song before, it’s a freakin must that you check it out right NOW!)


So this thought came into my head, I have always been a very sexual person. Even way back when.


I guess I just never really acknowledged it. I will never forget the first time I heard that song. I thought wow, he is awful bold to be talking about his cock in a song like that.
Everytime from then on when I heard that song I got all tingly inside. Like a super surge of sexual energy.


So it should be no surprise that even now at 41 I still have a seriously high sex drive. It also explains why I love giving BJ’s so much.


I just can’t help it.


Most men would think this is freakin awesome to have a wife that is so into this kinda stuff, however with the sportsman I think it is some what intimidating.
Which as you know can cause some “issues” in the bedroom.


So anyways back to why I am so messed up.


Way back when, I was in junior high and H.S., we were forced as kids to go to church all the time. You know where you dress up in shit clothes you would never be caught dead in and listen to sermons that made you feel damned to hell.


This was no regular church either, it was a RLDS church. Where I was made to feel d i r t y and BAD, for having these kind of feelings.


No, I never shared my dirty thoughts with anyone, but just the sermons them self made me feel bad.


I have went thru most of my life trying to resist my sexual urges because I felt like there was something really wrong with me.
Like I was not normal.


Normal freakin people don’t think about this kind of shit all day long. Ok, well guys think about fucking all day long but normal girls do Not!


So I’ll give you a hint of what life was like in my household as a teen. Not that being forced to go to a church you didn’t even believe in was enough, but to tell someone to shut up was just as bad as the “S” word, or god forbid the “F” word.


I am damn sure that if my mom read my blog today she would just shit. She would call me a “Potty” mouth.

So my question to you is, can you help who you are?

Are you destined to be this person, or should you try and changed to be someone else.

That someone else that “some” expect you to be.

and worse yet

will you go to hell

if you choose NOT be

the “someone”

that your expected to be.

I know too freakin deep for a Tuesday Morning back to work.
I promise tomorrow I will be here on a cheerier note.

Bettie Page Sketch Cards

I'm excited to announce that I've be asked to contribute to the Bettie Page Private Collection Sketch Card Series that is being produced by Versicolor Productions. It's the first Officially Licensed Bettie Page trading card set in 15 years, plus it's the first ever "All Art" set. Should be a good one. Take a look at the cool blanks they've produced. Artist Exclusives pre-printed with the artist's name, as well as oversized cards, which are particularly rad. In addition to the one-of-a-kind sketch cards, I'll be doing one digital piece that will be included in the main set of cards. Keep an eye at for these!

Sketch Cards for March of Dimes Charity Auction

UPDATE: BIDDING has ended.

Thanks to everyone who bid on my cards. I'm really happy to announce that two of my cards were the TOP TWO out of all 519 cards. And I a third one was number nine. That's so crazy. Very, very cool. I had a fear that wouldn't even get bid on, so this is great.

Rocketeer - $77.00
Power Girl - $62.69
Zatanna - $42.00
White and Black Queen - $25.49
Wolverine and X-23 - $20.50
$227.68 Total for March of Dimes
I was honored that Steve Frank of 5finity Productions asked if I would participate in his March of Dimes Charity Auction. He sent me 5 blanks and here is what I came up with, hope you like them. Once they go up for auction, I'll post the link (and beg people to bid on them).

Ways to Make College Band Halftime Performances More Interesting.

Latest Listoon.

Big Ones- Little Ones

So over the last 2 months I have lost

 s o m e weight. Ok, so alot of freakin weight.

But in my own defense I was honestly only going for 5 lbs or so. I was only a little bit over weight (for my height).


However, I have ended up losing 14lbs. Now I have always gone to the gym, but recently I have started to run. Reason being, I’m trying to get ready for a 5k. I have also modified my eating just a tad. Mostly I quit drinking coffee. (which I soooo freakin miss)


Anyways, the unfortunate part of all this is you never get to choose where your weight comes off . Now I would prefer that my fat fall off my ASS, and my thunder thighs. It is no freakin surprise, that is NOT where the shit fell off.


I instead lost alot of it from my boobs.


Seriously WTF?


It’s not like I had huge ones to begin with. I really had no room to lose what little I had. The biggest freakin problem is that I lost a whole boob size!!!! I am now a freakin A.


I have NEVER in my life been a size A.


Now, I’m not putting down anyone who has small titties. There are some awesome things about having itty bitty titties. Give me a mintue and I will come up with some.
Ok, heres a couple of reasons.


- You can fit into any shirt
- When you run there is nothing to bounce up and down
- Guys wont be staring at your chest


Ok so those were some pretty lame reasons. But shit people that's all I got. I am new to the itty bitty tittie club. I just don’t know any real benefits behind not having big boobs.


I just know that I prefer not to have tiny ones.


Listen to me, I prefer not to. Like I have a freakin choice at this point. Geez!


So here I am finally with the body that I want, but no boobies. How depressing is that.


I now look like a 12 year old girl. Now if I just shave all my vag hair off I can offically pass for a teenager. Lucky me!

Not so sure the sportsman is into that kinda thing.


The big problem is I could probably put back on some weight and be fine and get some of my boobs back


But, the B I G b u t………………………………….


I am so obsessed with working out now that I feel guilty to even take one day off to rest. Yes, it is a mental thing.


You don’t freakin have to tell me how bad that is.


I know! The sportsman and others tell me every day.


So I am open for suggestions. On how to get this under control. Before it becomes out of control.

Anyone?

Dallas Comic Con Wrap-Up

Once again I had a great time at the Dallas Comic Con and as always I have Mark Walters and Ben Stevens to thank for it. Guys, thanks for inviting me and congratulations for putting on such successful show. If you’ve never come out to one of their conventions, you really should. They have Shatner coming to the next one, hopefully I can get to be a part of that one too.

Unfortunately I could only do Saturday this past weekend as I had my boy’s 2nd birthday party on Sunday, which was also a great time. Maybe I can get Shatner for the next one of those? But even just doing the con for one day, I did a ton of drawing. Thanks to everyone who came by my table to either commission me or just to say hello, I always appreciate it. There are a lot of great artists at these shows, so I’m honored that anyone would choose to spend their hard-earned dollars on my work.

Here is a look at some of the pieces I did. There are several characters I’ve never drawn before in my life, but I like that. It’s something new and gets me out of my comfort zone. I like the Jaguar and Caveman Batman a lot and really enjoyed doing the "Breaking Bad" one. The guy who commissioned it gave me a choice of that or Gorillaz!


Here is a video someone posted about the show. At the 1:54 mark, you can see your's truly actually doing one of those pieces. If you want to see that hot BSG gal, then start a few seconds before me.

Band of the Week

GODSMACK

Godsmack is an American rock band from

Lawrence, Ma, formed in 1995.

Band Members
Current
Sully Erna: lead vocals, rhythm guitar, keyboards, drums, percussion, harmonica (1995–present) Sully Erna is the bands founder, frontman and songwriter. -Salvatore Paul "Sully" Erna (born February 7, 1968 ) in Lawrence, Ma.
Tony Rombola: lead guitar, backing vocals (1997–present)
Robbie Merrill: bass guitar, (1996–present)
Shannon Larkin: drums, percussion (2002–present)

Sully Erna

Former
• Lee Richards: guitars (1996–1997)
• Joe Darco: drums (1996–1997)
• Tommy Stewart: drums (1997–2002)

Godsmack has released five studio albums, one EP, four DVDs, and one greatest hits collection.


Godsmack has had three consecutive #1 albums (Faceless, IV, and The Oracle) on the Billboard 200. The band also has parked a ratified 18 top ten rock radio hits, including 15 songs in the Top Five. Godsmack is one of the most popular rock acts in the United States, selling almost 15 million records worldwide


Godsmacks primary influences include Alice in Chains, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Judas Priest, Pantera, Metallica and Rush.


Rolling Stone Magazine describes Godsmack as "hard as nails and cranked to eleven," while Alternative Press praised the band for its "churning, riff-driven hybrid of all that is heavy, past and present."


Discography
• 1998: Godsmack
• 2000: Awake
• 2003: Faceless
• 2004: The Other Side
• 2006: IV
• 2010: The Oracle

Grammy Awards

2001 "Vampires" Best Rock Instrumental Performance -Nominated
2003 "I Stand Alone" Best Rock Song -Nominated
2003 "I Stand Alone" Best Hard Rock Performance- Nominated
2004 "Straight Out of Line" Best Hard Rock Performance -Nominated


Billboard Awards
2001 Rock Artist of the Year-Won

Tour

DATE                               VENUE                LOCATION
September 28, 2010   Seminole Hard Rock Casino- Hollywood, FL
September 29, 2010    Universal Orlando's CityWalk -Orlando, FL
October 01, 2010       Pepsi Stage (Bayfest) -Mobile, AL
October 03, 2010      Post Merriweather Pavillion -Columbia, MD
October 05, 2010     Hammerstein Ballroom -New York, NY
October 06, 2010     Susquehanna Center -Camden, NJ
October 08, 2010     Tsongas Center -Lowell (Boston), MA
October 09, 2010     Mohegan Sun Arena -Uncasville, CT
October 10, 2010     The Waterfront Pavilion -Bangor, ME
October 13, 2010     Mohegan Sun Arena at Casey Plaza -Wilkes Barre, PA
October 15, 2010     UIC Pavilion -Chicago, IL
October 16, 2010     Fox Theater -Detroit, MI
October 17, 2010     PNC Pavilion at Riverbend -Cincinnati, OH
October 19, 2010     Roy Wilkins Auditorium -Saint Paul, MN
October 20, 2010     Family Arena -Saint Charles, MO
October 22, 2010     Freaker's Ball @ Verizon Theatre -Dallas, TX
October 23, 2010     Buzzfest @ Woodlands Pavillion -Houston, TX
October 26, 2010     Santa Ana Star Center -Rio Rancho, NM
October 27, 2010     1st Bank Center -Broomfield, CO
October 30, 2010     Memorial Coliseum @ Arizona St. Fair -Phoenix, AZ
November 04, 2010  Nokia Theatre L.A. Live -Los Angeles, CA