Quirky Things About ME

These are the things that make me, ME.

1. I don’t like sharing my tweezers;

2. I will only eat a banana if it is cut up;

3. I love to go f a s t;

4. I hate when ppl drive just a little too far past the drive thru window; HELLO Sportsman!!!!

5. I eat cearl every night at 9pm cause I’m convienced that it will make me feel better;

6. I’m obsessed with shaving my legs everyday; I like things to be SMOOTH.

7. I don’t really like chocolate, but I will eat DARK chocolate; I know I’m strange.

8. I LOVE peanut butter anything;

9. While I love to run around naked, I don't really like for ppl to see me naked;

10. My favorite part on a man is his lips (you thought I was gonna say wiener, didn’t you);

11. My favorite secret sexual fantasy used to be, to have sex in the top of a barn. Now I just find it creepy and definitely dirty; and not the good kind of dirty.

12. I HATE Excuses;

13. I will never willingly let someone pee on me;

Now you know

just a little bit more

about what makes

 me

 so freakin weird.