Sketch Cards for Sale

Here are some PSC that I have available for sale. Single Character ones - $25, two character ones - $45. Price includes shipping.

UPDATE: Baroness is sold.

Also taking commissions at those prices.

B0dy FaT- What does it say about you?

So recently, I got the bright idea to have my body fat checked. Yeah, probably not the best freakin idea I've had.


 Anyways, one of the mornings when the sportsman and I were at the gym, I asked one of the gym trainers if he could check my body fat . (I sorta felt sorry for this guy, since I had him check it after I was done with my work out and I was all sweaty and gross) ha ha


Let me just say that I have never had my body fat checked before. It would have been useful to know what I was before I started all this extra exercising and shit. You know something to compare to. but who knew that the exercising would get so out of control?


I can honestly say that I was really freakin disappointed at what my “fat” number was. I felt like I had truly been bustin my ass and after all I had lost 14lbs. That should count for something. No? Doesnt mean a freakin thing.


Just so you know, unless you are training for a freakin marathon or you’re a paid athlete you probably won’t be happy with what your FAT results are.


So after I got my results, which by the way I had to pay the sportsman $5 because of a bet we made before I got my FAT checked.


Sooooo my fat No. is 25%.
T W E N T Y  F I V E percent!


Here is the break down:
Classification

Women
Essential Fat 10-12%
Athletes 14-20%
Fitness 21-24%
Acceptable 25-31%

Obese 32% plus

Yes that is ME, listed right there under acceptable. That is just freakin WRONG!
I'm not even under Fitness.
Seriously, WTF!
Has all my hard work been for nothing?


So if you thought I was freakin obsessed before, I am way over the fucking top now!


I am on a mission, to lower my body FAT. Yesterday I searched all over the net, to try and find all the ways to lower my body fat. Did you know that there is a lot of shit out there, on the internet.
So many damn things to aid you in your, I mean MY mission.

So my advice to you is

don’t have your body fat checked,

unless you are prepared to hear

what your No. is .

Nipples Tuesday, and NEXT we have Balls to the Wall Wednesday!

A light went off in my head Friday, on my drive home from work.
You know it was the start of the kickass holiday weekend.
I was rockin out to Billy Squire’s song, “The Stroke” (if you have not heard this song before, it’s a freakin must that you check it out right NOW!)


So this thought came into my head, I have always been a very sexual person. Even way back when.


I guess I just never really acknowledged it. I will never forget the first time I heard that song. I thought wow, he is awful bold to be talking about his cock in a song like that.
Everytime from then on when I heard that song I got all tingly inside. Like a super surge of sexual energy.


So it should be no surprise that even now at 41 I still have a seriously high sex drive. It also explains why I love giving BJ’s so much.


I just can’t help it.


Most men would think this is freakin awesome to have a wife that is so into this kinda stuff, however with the sportsman I think it is some what intimidating.
Which as you know can cause some “issues” in the bedroom.


So anyways back to why I am so messed up.


Way back when, I was in junior high and H.S., we were forced as kids to go to church all the time. You know where you dress up in shit clothes you would never be caught dead in and listen to sermons that made you feel damned to hell.


This was no regular church either, it was a RLDS church. Where I was made to feel d i r t y and BAD, for having these kind of feelings.


No, I never shared my dirty thoughts with anyone, but just the sermons them self made me feel bad.


I have went thru most of my life trying to resist my sexual urges because I felt like there was something really wrong with me.
Like I was not normal.


Normal freakin people don’t think about this kind of shit all day long. Ok, well guys think about fucking all day long but normal girls do Not!


So I’ll give you a hint of what life was like in my household as a teen. Not that being forced to go to a church you didn’t even believe in was enough, but to tell someone to shut up was just as bad as the “S” word, or god forbid the “F” word.


I am damn sure that if my mom read my blog today she would just shit. She would call me a “Potty” mouth.

So my question to you is, can you help who you are?

Are you destined to be this person, or should you try and changed to be someone else.

That someone else that “some” expect you to be.

and worse yet

will you go to hell

if you choose NOT be

the “someone”

that your expected to be.

I know too freakin deep for a Tuesday Morning back to work.
I promise tomorrow I will be here on a cheerier note.

Bettie Page Sketch Cards

I'm excited to announce that I've be asked to contribute to the Bettie Page Private Collection Sketch Card Series that is being produced by Versicolor Productions. It's the first Officially Licensed Bettie Page trading card set in 15 years, plus it's the first ever "All Art" set. Should be a good one. Take a look at the cool blanks they've produced. Artist Exclusives pre-printed with the artist's name, as well as oversized cards, which are particularly rad. In addition to the one-of-a-kind sketch cards, I'll be doing one digital piece that will be included in the main set of cards. Keep an eye at for these!

Sketch Cards for March of Dimes Charity Auction

UPDATE: BIDDING has ended.

Thanks to everyone who bid on my cards. I'm really happy to announce that two of my cards were the TOP TWO out of all 519 cards. And I a third one was number nine. That's so crazy. Very, very cool. I had a fear that wouldn't even get bid on, so this is great.

Rocketeer - $77.00
Power Girl - $62.69
Zatanna - $42.00
White and Black Queen - $25.49
Wolverine and X-23 - $20.50
$227.68 Total for March of Dimes
I was honored that Steve Frank of 5finity Productions asked if I would participate in his March of Dimes Charity Auction. He sent me 5 blanks and here is what I came up with, hope you like them. Once they go up for auction, I'll post the link (and beg people to bid on them).

Ways to Make College Band Halftime Performances More Interesting.

Latest Listoon.

Big Ones- Little Ones

So over the last 2 months I have lost

 s o m e weight. Ok, so alot of freakin weight.

But in my own defense I was honestly only going for 5 lbs or so. I was only a little bit over weight (for my height).


However, I have ended up losing 14lbs. Now I have always gone to the gym, but recently I have started to run. Reason being, I’m trying to get ready for a 5k. I have also modified my eating just a tad. Mostly I quit drinking coffee. (which I soooo freakin miss)


Anyways, the unfortunate part of all this is you never get to choose where your weight comes off . Now I would prefer that my fat fall off my ASS, and my thunder thighs. It is no freakin surprise, that is NOT where the shit fell off.


I instead lost alot of it from my boobs.


Seriously WTF?


It’s not like I had huge ones to begin with. I really had no room to lose what little I had. The biggest freakin problem is that I lost a whole boob size!!!! I am now a freakin A.


I have NEVER in my life been a size A.


Now, I’m not putting down anyone who has small titties. There are some awesome things about having itty bitty titties. Give me a mintue and I will come up with some.
Ok, heres a couple of reasons.


- You can fit into any shirt
- When you run there is nothing to bounce up and down
- Guys wont be staring at your chest


Ok so those were some pretty lame reasons. But shit people that's all I got. I am new to the itty bitty tittie club. I just don’t know any real benefits behind not having big boobs.


I just know that I prefer not to have tiny ones.


Listen to me, I prefer not to. Like I have a freakin choice at this point. Geez!


So here I am finally with the body that I want, but no boobies. How depressing is that.


I now look like a 12 year old girl. Now if I just shave all my vag hair off I can offically pass for a teenager. Lucky me!

Not so sure the sportsman is into that kinda thing.


The big problem is I could probably put back on some weight and be fine and get some of my boobs back


But, the B I G b u t………………………………….


I am so obsessed with working out now that I feel guilty to even take one day off to rest. Yes, it is a mental thing.


You don’t freakin have to tell me how bad that is.


I know! The sportsman and others tell me every day.


So I am open for suggestions. On how to get this under control. Before it becomes out of control.

Anyone?