SEX Toys

Even though most of you think I lead this wild and kinky sex life with lots of toys. You are mostly wrong.



Here is why.


Once upon a long time ago, my good friend “S” and I went to this porn shop. In a not so good(seedy) part of town. We were young and in H.S. is the only reason I can think of for us being so reckless. Also, “S” younger brother was with us. However he refused to go inside. I think he must have been fairly young, other wise what guy wouldn’t want to go into a sex shop? (lookin back prob smart thinking on his part) I also don’t remember us actually purchasing anything.


Anyways the things we saw in there have forever been embedded in my brain, it was definitely a life changing experience. There were things in there like you see on TV or in movies. They had viewing booths (ewwww gross), videos, toys (toys I have never ever seen before) and some clothes I think. Of course only being in H.S. there were a lot of things in there I had probably never seen before.


So this is the reason behind why I am so savvy about sex toys. Not because I have them but because of my previous experience. I mean don’t get me wrong I do have one item and some “lubricant” that didn’t hold true to as advertised.


But that’s it people! Sorry to disappoint some of you.


A good friend of mine is having a Passion Party this weekend, that I will be attending. However my sportsman has already said that I was not purchasing anything. Since I don’t even wear the Lingerie that I already own.

Besides I have found that being wild and kinky rarely has anything to do with products purchased. It’s all about how creative you can be.

The B O X

Today we are going to play the game of “Guess how many snacks I have in my box”, lunch box that is.

I am the queen of snacks as you know. Today I have 8 different ones. It is really important to have a large selection. Every day is different and who the heck knows how your day will turn out when you walk out the door in the am.


So here are some of my fav’s :


Scrabble; Cheese Its- Cause who doesn’t like to play with their food?
Sponge Bob Gummies-Fat free of course
Special K crackers- Something salty
Strawberry Twizzlers- Just cause its my all time favorite over anything else.
Mixed Nuts- Gotta have protein
Bubba Licious Gum- Important to make you feel young again.


What I really love is the Smoothie King. The problem with that is I can’t just up and leave work to go get one when I feel the need. Even though I do get (2) 15 minute breaks during the day. For some reason I don’t think they want you leaving the building.


Regardless of what I have heard (from my mother) about turning 40 and getting thick in the middle, I refuse to let it happen to me. I know that working out, like a mad women 6 days a week is not enough.


So I need your help. I need some new “healthy” snacks. Since, I have gotten into a rut.

What are your fav’s that help get you thru the day?

Lookin for JUSTICE

So I told you a couple of weeks ago about my son getting jumped at school. Which is total crap.

I’m totally NOT here to re hash it. Just to share some insightful shit.


Back in the day when you got into a fight at school or at a party, once it was over it was over (whether you got your ass beat or not).

Now this didn’t mean you were the best of friends or anything, but you didn’t have to worry about someone coming to school with a gun and killing you. WTF!


Now my son is by no means wimpy. He is a good kid. No, that is not a.k.a for pussy. He just doesn’t frequently get into fights. So to say he wasn’t a professional at fighting is totally spot on.


Let me just tell you that there is no greater rage for a mother, than the rage that builds after someone has hurt your child. You should know that the freakin gloves come off when that happens.


So back to why I am writing about this again. It’s not cause I can’t let it go, more like this other kid is a freakin psycho.


So the school requires the kids (mine and the psycho) to attend this thing called “Mediation” where they are suppose to come together with an outside mediator and a school rep to try and resolve the issue that caused the fight. So that it might not happen again. If they can not come to an agreement they are to sign a piece of paper (yeah like this will freakin solve everything) that stats they will have no contact with each other the remaining 3 years of H.S. It of course doesn’t say anything about once your off school property.


SO this psycho kid refuses to sign, says he won’t contact my son, that is unless he talks crap on him and then he will have to kill him. Are you freakin kiddding me????????? Yes this dumb ass kid said this in front of the mediation guy and the school rep.


So now he is in even more trouble, as he freakin should be, but still blames my kid for all his trouble. We are currently waiting to hear back from the principal as they are doing a more through in dept review of this kid and where to go from here.

So what I want to know is do you think I am over analyzing all this?

Should I be worried for my son’s safety?

 My “mom” instinct is to worry.

 Is it too much to expect the school to properly handle this?

Don't go to bed Angry

Have you ever heard of that saying, “don’t go to bed angry”?

They say, for a better marriage/relationship that you should resolve things before you go to bed. Now I’m not freakin sure who “They” are, but there are just some times that things can not be resolved in time before you go to bed.

I almost think sometimes you should sleep on it and then resume the convo at a later date. As to prevent any lasting scars from the words that can fly out of someones mouth during a heated conversation. You know I'm right! Everyone has been there at least once in their life.


Also, what difference does it really make if you go to bed angry, if you’re not even sleeping in the same bed?


I am all for putting in the effort for a relationship. For crying out loud, I have managed to make it to 8 years with my husband. So that means one of two things. 1) I am a good manipulator or 2) my sportsman is worth the insane effort.


Yes, my sportsman and I do not sleep in the same bed. Before you get the wrong idea, this is due to my sportsmans snoring. He has been banned from the marital bed, untill he makes an appt to go see a ear, nose, and throat doctor.


What this really means is, I get the king size tempur pedic bed, and my sportsman gets the twin bed in the spare bedroom. Did I mention that my sportsman has the body of a linebacker? He’s not over weight, but a very muscular man.


Honestly I don’t think this bothers him too terribly much since he still gets to have sex (with me, of course), his dog gets to sleep in the bed with him, and he can watch whatever sports show he wants till he falls asleep.


Also when we get into a disagreement we don’t have to worry about resolving anything before bed.


Sounds like a win/win situation right?


All of this however doesn’t fix the real problem, which is you snore for a reason. It is a health issue. I want him to go have it checked out, but he keeps dragging his feet. It has been a year since we started sleeping in separte beds. Now is this cause of a) he is afraid to go to the doctor or b) he is really enjoying the bacholor type sleeping arrangements?

So any suggestions on how to get him to take this seriously.

 His health that is.

Empire Strikes Back Sketch Cards - Second Batch

Here are the next 41 cards I completed. Trying to do a lot of Boba Fetts. Because he's cool and all. Hope you like them.

BAND for the WEEK

Happy Monday!

Staying true to my word. Here is the band-music selection for today. You may or may not have heard of them. They are a local band that I saw once when they were first starting out.

 In some hole in the wall bar. Even though I listen to mostly hard rock. I will have some “other” types of new bands-music posted each week also.

Puddle of Mudd

History behind the band…………………..
Puddle of Mudd was formed on September 13, 1992 in Kansas City by Wes Scantlin (vocals/rhythm guitar), Sean Sammon (Bass), Kenny Burkett (Drums) Jimmy Allen (lead guitar).

The name was inspired by the Missouri River flood, which inundated the band's practice space, and left the floor a big "puddle of mud". It is also believed that their name came from a spin on the band name "Cradle of Filth". The group's first album, Stuck, was released in 1994.


Puddle of Mudd is an American Post-grunge band from Kansas City, Missouri. They achieved success on rock radio and some success in the mainstream, and their major-label debut Come Clean has sold over 5 million copies. To date the band has sold over 7 million albums, and have had a string of #1 mainstream rock singles in the U.S. They have released 2 independent and 4 major albums, with their latest being Volume 4: Songs in the Key of Love & Hate in December of 2009.

Enjoy.

Let's Talk about Sex baby

 100 million of the
"hardest" things you will
have to go thru when you’re a parent.

No, I’m not really going to list 100 million things. I don’t have that much freakin time. Besides if you’re a parent you probably already know at least half of what I would write, so I don’t need to list them.



What I was going to talk about is, I now have a teen that is going thru “that” age. I honestly feel that this is one of the hardest times as a parent, plus it’s harder for a mom to talk  about this type of thing with her son.

Granted I have already gone thru this age with my daughter, who is now almost 20 and she survived with out much counseling needed.


It was a tough subject to discuss but not horrifying. I am sure it probably seemed that way for my daughter, since her grandma and I were the ones to sit down and talk to her about “it”. We followed the same technique my mom used when she talked to my younger sister about sex. I distinctly remember stick figures coming into play.? Too freakin funny.


Anyways I have no doubt that my son likes girls. It’s just that up until now he hasn’t wanted to discuss them at all.  Currently his attitude has changed since the beginning of the school year. In the beginning he refused to even discuss girls with me at all. He said that was just “Wrong” to talk to your mother (like I was a leper or something) about girls. Which truly hurt my feelings since we were always so close.


Which brings me to why I feel that we should have the “talk” now. Now that he has been more open about girls, you know commenting on them being hot and such. I think we have reaced the moment where we need have our disucssion sooner than later.


I am not really sure how to approach it yet. At least he knows the basic, they teach that crap in health class at school. Between what is wacky weed, how to put on condoms, and a girls monthly period. I'm not sure how much is left to tell. What the heck!

I am all for absenance for my child. I know that is not what schools preach. I am hoping that is the avenue my son would like to take. I'm not going to say that going to church necessarily means that you’re going to wait for marriage cause I knew of plenty church going kids that most definitely did not wait.


Again it is such a tough subject, that you really need to be well prepared before you walk in there to have the lovely sex chat. You never know If you will be allowed more than one chance to have this talk.

So I am open for any kind of helpful advice

from someone who has been thru the sex talk

 with a son.